Kimbo by Kimbo

gabydunn:

Why do hecklers pounce on moments of weakness and thrive in our hater nation?

Me on the TV last night!

You guys, I perform improv with a famous person! Also, the first time I’ve heard Gaby tell people to be nice. (I’m kidding, Gaby, I love you.)

mescotteckert:

I went to sleep with a Muslim President and when I woke up I still had a Muslim President, and when I got out of bed Gretchen wasn’t on Fox and Friends, and God made my girlfriend pregnant again, and I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day…

Check out this funny thing I wrote for McSweeney’s!

If you don’t like this, just stop following my tumblr now.

shererer:

1. In the episode “Peer Pressure” every one of George Michael’s lines comes from Leviticus.

2. When played backwards, GOB’s chicken dance is exactly what a chicken would dance like.

3. The second season has the same plot as The Great Gatsby. Michael is Daisy. The stair car is Tom Buchanan.

4. In “Motherboy XXX” every third word Lindsey says is “jamboree.”

Be honast. If ‘seinfend’ was on tv today, would you even be a musicien or would you just spend all your days watching how jary, elane, garge and krobert interact with the custom’s of the day, all the sociel media, not to mentien the technolegy devices that define our modarn time?

Realistically, I would not still be a musician if Seinfeld was still on TV today. I first picked up a guitar a few days after the Seinfeld finale after I suddenly had a lot more free time on my hands. I’m in a band and I make music because I like to think about what life is like today. And I like to talk about the modern world. If Jary and the gang were still doing that on TV, our work would serve no purpose.

This is amazing.